tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post7989043579811397413..comments2009-12-14T12:32:37.405-06:00Comments on Chasing a Runaway Toad: Tii-i-i-ime, ain't on my side (no it ain't)Victor Allen Wintershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12663495006661713723noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-32029011660285518242007-01-23T08:44:00.000-06:002007-01-23T08:44:00.000-06:00Tom - I've never thought of that. What a place to ...Tom - I've never thought of that. What a place to hide. Of course, Had the Syracuse man been a child that would have been a different story.<br /><br />SW - Yes, I know. Alabama is the same way.Victor Allen Wintershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12663495006661713723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-74728572638997146902007-01-22T20:59:00.000-06:002007-01-22T20:59:00.000-06:00Rom, the law is that the server must carry the dri...Rom, the law is that the server must carry the drink if it has to be carried. <br /><br />These are all old laws that are still on the books and are never enforced unless the cops need a reason to f**k with you. I'll bet most of them don't even know about them, though. There have been a few times where I wished the one about men wearing shirts in their yards would be enforced. I didn't need to see that. No one needed to see that. <br /><br />VAW, that will never happen. The South is the State of Idiot, and Memphis is its capital.astrologymemphis.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08094432734141490681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-66817824279765553492007-01-19T16:59:00.000-06:002007-01-19T16:59:00.000-06:00The guy from Syracuse is only one town away from m...The guy from Syracuse is only one town away from me.<br /><br />As a kid, riding shotgun while my folks were driving the Thruway, I used to imagine the wooded median would be a great hiding place, sort of like Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer on that island.tom sheepandgoatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03519896568648043000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-87097168347803350362007-01-19T08:35:00.000-06:002007-01-19T08:35:00.000-06:00SW - When they make it illegal to be an idiot let ...SW - When they make it illegal to be an idiot let me know; I'll move.<br /><br />Rom - I don't know about irritating us to death, our seem to be actively killing people.Victor Allen Wintershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12663495006661713723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-90334361789071112482007-01-19T04:11:00.000-06:002007-01-19T04:11:00.000-06:00So it's impossible to drink in Memphis? If you buy...So it's impossible to drink in Memphis? If you buy a drink, you can't stand at the bar and drink it, nor can you carry it to a table. If you ask a waiter/waitress for a drink, it's illegal for them to bring it to you. The only answer is to lie on the bar!<br /><br />I have a picture of streets full of permanently immobilised cars, where the owners have driven into their driveways and now can't back out again.<br /><br />And they can't even get a drink!<br /><br />Politicians are a separate species, sent by aliens to irritate us all to death.Romulus Crowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09275578435620952450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-55906055150589137412007-01-18T23:25:00.000-06:002007-01-18T23:25:00.000-06:00See my head shaking?
In Memphis, it's illegal to...See my head shaking? <br /><br />In Memphis, it's illegal to back out of your driveway.<br /><br />It's illegal for a man to be in his yard without wearing a shirt (they say nothing about women).<br /><br />It's illegal to stand or walk in a bar while carrying an alcoholic beverage.astrologymemphis.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08094432734141490681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-67674029700652407422007-01-18T11:39:00.000-06:002007-01-18T11:39:00.000-06:00NYD - I've only been to the Airport in New Jersey....NYD - I've only been to the Airport in New Jersey. From what I hear, I haven't missed much. Thanks for the visit.Victor Allen Wintershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12663495006661713723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-71134762864792570852007-01-18T09:21:00.000-06:002007-01-18T09:21:00.000-06:00Have you been to New Jersy? Removing the word idio...Have you been to New Jersy? Removing the word idiot from their constitution probably wont make much of a difference. <br />There is no end to lunacy and I am certain that you will have your hands full for quite some time.NYDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17182735945473879595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-54222224903010797942007-01-17T08:28:00.000-06:002007-01-17T08:28:00.000-06:00Rom - that is an excellent idea.
SJ - thank you, ...Rom - that is an excellent idea.<br /><br />SJ - thank you, I have met my goal.Victor Allen Wintershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12663495006661713723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-51437618509549066152007-01-16T20:16:00.000-06:002007-01-16T20:16:00.000-06:00Good roundup. Stories like these make you laugh, ...Good roundup. Stories like these make you laugh, but they also make you shake your head at the idiocy rampant within the human condition.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6852435042471273114.post-70637943990749881072007-01-16T19:04:00.000-06:002007-01-16T19:04:00.000-06:00Perhaps a better wording for that New Jersey const...Perhaps a better wording for that New Jersey constitution would be 'Idiots are allowed neither to vote nor to stand for office'.<br /><br />Then again, perhaps that should be in every country's constitution.Romulus Crowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09275578435620952450noreply@blogger.com