Okay! Okay! I’ll do it. Even though I would rather play chicken on a John Deer lawnmower against semi-trucks, I’ll blog if that is what you want me to do. I’ll take time out of my busy life and *Shudder* follow the crowd.
Blah, blah, blah.
Bullshit, I like technology as much as the next person and you know it. But when crowd goes right, Victor goes left. Besides, what do I have to say that isn’t already out there?
Blah, Blah, blah.
What? There are plenty of naysayers for every conceivable topic in existence, and just as many apologists. Why in the electric blue ether would I want to join their ranks?
Because it makes you laugh. What a reason!
Blah. Blah. Blah, blah, blah.
Well why didn’t you say so in the first place? I can point out stupidity, and God knows, that is something that can never be done enough. But where will I get material?
No! I won’t do it. I research enough at work without having to do it for some hair-brained scheme of yours.
I know I read blogs all the time, but now you're talking about the *shudders again* news.
Fine, but don’t expect me to post often. You’ll be lucky if I log on once a month.
Yeah, you’re welcome.
Above is the conversation I had with my brother last week (paraphrased). He will call it an argument and refuse to post any comments here, but that suits me just fine. I didn’t want to do this anyway. I am here against my better judgment, but there you go.
I’ll be in my trailer.